About Me

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Cromer, Norfolk, United Kingdom




I'm a former hospital radio/club/mobile DJ, avid record collector and amateur musician (playing guitar, keyboards, recorder, harmonica and percussion.) I've even filled in on bass guitar for a couple of local bands as well (although that was quite a few years ago). Also interested in Motorsports, Wrestling/Mixed Martial Arts and Classic Television and Radio from the 1960s - 1980s.

Why am I on here? Well, I'm just trying to make some sense of life before it's too late...but who cares anyway?

Tuesday, 16 August 2016

Random Rumblings......


 Just a few random thougths running through my head....

Porn actresses; if you have a complaint, come on, get it off your chest….

DJs on oldies radio stations - always living in the past....…

Plumbers; if you have a cold, take something to clear your pipes……

Vicars; practice what you preach…..

A female footballer wants me to go on a date, but she's in a completely different league..…

Worried about hair loss? Don't be so damned vain!

I lost my heart to a transplant surgeon...…

Ladies, marry a photographer. After a while he’ll get the picture….

Don't become a funeral director - I hear that industry's dying out.…

Saw a film about a carpenter last week - thought the acting was a bit wooden..…

If WWE want to do an angle with someone, they should go to a geometry class..…