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Cromer, Norfolk, United Kingdom




I'm a former hospital radio/club/mobile DJ, avid record collector and amateur musician (playing guitar, keyboards, recorder, harmonica and percussion.) I've even filled in on bass guitar for a couple of local bands as well (although that was quite a few years ago). Also interested in Motorsports, Wrestling/Mixed Martial Arts and Classic Television and Radio from the 1960s - 1980s.

Why am I on here? Well, I'm just trying to make some sense of life before it's too late...but who cares anyway?

Friday, 19 August 2016

All Porkies Great And Small


 (To the tune of "All Creatures Great And Small")

All lies white and beautiful
All porkies great and small
all fibs big and wonderful
The D.J. told them all

He says there is no album
On which this track appears
But someone else knows better
And that is what he fears

All lies white and beautiful
All porkies great and small
all fibs big and wonderful
The D.J. told them all

He then claims that this LP
Came out in the U.K.
This punter then corrects him
That’s twice he’s lied today

All lies white and beautiful
All porkies great and small
all fibs big and wonderful
The D.J. told them all

Don’t call this bloke pedantic
Or get him in a fight
‘Cos at the end of the day
The Punter’s always right

All lies white and beautiful
All porkies great and small
all fibs big and wonderful
The D.J. told them all